“ Today, I went to the beach front with my children.
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed
the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit
crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to
go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had
to tell someone! https://usellstuff.com/index.php?page=user&action=pub_profile&id=395270 ”